Piccolo

"My special beam will leave your ass cooked."

―Piccolo

Piccolo is a member of Yoda's Species who has no sauce.

Biography
Piccolo was once a sentient flute, with a normal regular life, although he one day, he had all of his sauce absorbed by Barack Obama, and was transformed into a member of Yoda's Species. Shortly after, Mr Popo appeared and ridiculed him for his lack of sauce.

Powers/Abilities
Piccolo always had access to the special beam, a powerful beam of energy that, despite its name, is not special in any way.